Somebody please get this man a job.
Matthew J. McAuley
Gray, TN. Across from Daniel Boone High School, near the cow field.
mmcauley@utk.edu
Seeking: A grown man job in the engineering field. Last resort: a street performer in NOLA.
Education:
University of TN (finest higher education institution on Earth)
Bachelor of Science - Civil Engineering
Experience:
Hounddogs 2009-2011
Cookie Factory 2010
City of Maryville 2007-2009
Chic-Fil-A 1987-2005
probably something else I am forgetting?
Skillz:
Claims to be good at anything and everything. I'll take his word for it.
Also, very good at spelling words with Z's and making up acronyms, fwiw.
Just look at that smile (extremely creepy, I know), how could you not want to hire him?
Help! He's good peoples, I promise. THX!
3 comments:
Looks like he has a women, all he needs now is a job and a house to support her. I hope the kids look like her.
JB
this is a fine young man... please help him get a job so he'll move out of our house.
RME at the thought of hiring this man.
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